God Forbid 30 oz Epoxy Tumbler

Brewed under the moon and handcrafted with a little sparkle and a little sass, our epoxy tumblers are made to turn heads while keeping your favorite drinks close by. Each tumbler is individually handcrafted with premium glitter, exclusive designs, and a crystal-clear epoxy finish, making every piece one-of-a-kind. Whether you’re fueling your chaos with coffee or hydrating between hexes, this tumbler is ready for the adventure.

 Care Instructions

 ● 🖤 Hand wash only with mild soap and warm water.

● ✨ Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.

● 🔮 Do not microwave.

● ☀️ Avoid extreme heat and prolonged direct sunlight.

● 💀 Treat it with care—while durable, epoxy can crack or chip if dropped.

● 🌙 Dry thoroughly after washing and store in a cool, dry place.

 Your tumbler was handcrafted with love, magic, and just the right amount of spite. Treat it kindly, and it’ll be your favorite companion for years to come.

Apparently we woke up and chose witchcraft, feminine rage, glitter, and a casual little “fuck the patriarchy” bonfire. 😂🔥

This beauty is serving “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere” energy with a side of maybe stop trying to burn women you can’t control. 😈

The deep blue sparkle. ✨
The flames. 🔥
The witch literally tied to the damn stake. 🧙‍♀️
The whole I survived your bullshit and looked fabulous doing it vibe.

10/10. No notes. Would absolutely get accused of witchcraft again. 😂

Because historically, women being loud, different, independent, inconvenient, or simply refusing to behave has apparently scared the absolute SHIT out of people.

So here’s to the weird girls, the mouthy women, the witches, the troublemakers, and every woman who was ever told to make herself smaller.

We brought marshmallows. 🔥😂

🌙 Where Sparkle Meets Spite