Don’t be like them 20 oz Epoxy Tumbler

Brewed under the moon and handcrafted with a little sparkle and a little sass, our epoxy tumblers are made to turn heads while keeping your favorite drinks close by. Each tumbler is individually handcrafted with premium glitter, exclusive designs, and a crystal-clear epoxy finish, making every piece one-of-a-kind. Whether you’re fueling your chaos with coffee or hydrating between hexes, this tumbler is ready for the adventure.

 Care Instructions

 ● 🖤 Hand wash only with mild soap and warm water.

● ✨ Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.

● 🔮 Do not microwave.

● ☀️ Avoid extreme heat and prolonged direct sunlight.

● 💀 Treat it with care—while durable, epoxy can crack or chip if dropped.

● 🌙 Dry thoroughly after washing and store in a cool, dry place.

 Your tumbler was handcrafted with love, magic, and just the right amount of spite. Treat it kindly, and it’ll be your favorite companion for years to come.

OH THIS BITCH IS SNEAKY. 🐍🌹🖤

Because apparently we’ve reached the stage of cup making where VISIBLE WORDS ARE TOO FUCKING BASIC. 😂

At first glance? Dark green shimmer. Snakes. Roses. Moody, witchy, slightly threatening gorgeousness. She’s already serving probably has a spell jar with your name on it energy.

BUT THEN YOU MOVE HER. 👀

Catch the light just right and suddenly…

“Don’t be like the rest of them.”

MOVE HER AGAIN?

FUCKING GONE. 💀😂

The wording is so damn subtle that you only catch little glimpses as you turn the cup around. One second you see it, the next second you’re questioning whether you actually saw anything at all.

Basically we put a goddamn secret message on a tumbler.

Why?

Because apparently simply putting words where people can READ THEM is not the kind of chaos we’re participating in anymore. 😂

She’s dark. She’s mysterious. She’s covered in snakes and roses. She makes you chase her message around in the light.

And frankly, a cup that says “don’t be like the rest of them” while actively refusing to behave like the rest of the fucking cups is EXACTLY the kind of ridiculous shit we support around here. 🖤🐍✨

Where Sparkle Meets Spite