{"product_id":"god-forbid-30-oz-epoxy-tumbler","title":"God Forbid 30 oz Epoxy Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eBrewed under the moon and handcrafted with a little sparkle and a little sass, our epoxy tumblers are made to turn heads while keeping your favorite drinks close by. Each tumbler is individually handcrafted with premium glitter, exclusive designs, and a crystal-clear epoxy finish, making every piece one-of-a-kind. Whether you’re fueling your chaos with coffee or hydrating between hexes, this tumbler is ready for the adventure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e ●\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🖤 Hand wash only with mild soap and warm water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e●\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e✨ Do not soak or place in the dishwasher.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e●\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🔮 Do not microwave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e●\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e☀️ Avoid extreme heat and prolonged direct sunlight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e●\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e💀 Treat it with care—while durable, epoxy can crack or chip if dropped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e●\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🌙 Dry thoroughly after washing and store in a cool, dry place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eYour tumbler was handcrafted with love, magic, and just the right amount of spite. Treat it kindly, and it’ll be your favorite companion for years to come.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApparently we woke up and chose \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewitchcraft, feminine rage, glitter, and a casual little “fuck the patriarchy” bonfire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis beauty is serving \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e energy with a side of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emaybe stop trying to burn women you can’t control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😈\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe deep blue sparkle. ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe flames. 🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe witch literally tied to the damn stake. 🧙‍♀️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe whole \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI survived your bullshit and looked fabulous doing it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e10\/10. No notes. Would absolutely get accused of witchcraft again. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause historically, women being loud, different, independent, inconvenient, or simply refusing to behave has apparently scared the absolute SHIT out of people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo here’s to the weird girls, the mouthy women, the witches, the troublemakers, and every woman who was ever told to make herself smaller.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe brought marshmallows. 🔥😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌙 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhere Sparkle Meets Spite\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Moon Maidens Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67388376121634,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/8910\/8514\/files\/FullSizeRender_1fce4b96-8c7e-494d-a095-2dbc24fbb876.heic?v=1790474524","url":"https:\/\/moonmaidenscreations.com\/products\/god-forbid-30-oz-epoxy-tumbler","provider":"Moon Maidens Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}